Jane at the market

Jane at the Market

Hello…  I am Jane Flounder.  I am a mature woman who has seen a lot of the world and have dedicated my life to bringing the truth of the diseased, rotting, fetid, corrupt ways of the Western World.  I will, also, show how a complete immersion into Islam and complete subjugation of one’s self to the teachings of the Holy Qu’ran and total, unquestioning obedience to one’s Muslim  husband is the most liberating thing a woman can do.  I am totally free because I am totally guided in every thing I do and every thing I think and every thing I say and every thing I feel.  I have no conflict and am, thus, completely at peace with myself and my universe.  Part of my preparation for my Muslim marriage freed me from the selfish rutting for personal pleasure.  My only goal is to please my husband with no thought of personal gratification.  Most liberating.  My husband’s two senior wives treat me well and only beat me when I deserve it, Praise be to Allah.  Even when my husband beats me, I rejoice in knowing that the blows will help him feel more the man, as it should be, and that I will learn to be a better wife.  The Holy Texts tell us:

Allah’s Messenger said, “When a man calls his wife to satisfy his desire she must go to him even if she is occupied at the oven.” (Hadith – Tirmidhi 3257)

Allah’s Apostle said, “If a husband calls his wife to his bed [for sexual intercourse] and she refuses and causes him to sleep in anger, the angels will curse her till morning.” (Hadith – Bukhari 4.460)

Allah’s Apostle said, “By him in whose hand is my life, when a man calls his wife to his bed, and she does not respond, the One Who is in the heaven is displeased with her until he (her husband) is pleased with her.” (Hadith – Sahih, 2.3367)

After the loss of my son in Iraq I knew that Allah was calling me to the life of the wife holy warrior.  My son, Jamal, was killed while serving in the fascist army of George W. Bush as a cook with the 537th Personnel Services Company.  He tried to light a gasoline fired immersion heater to clean dinner trays when too much gasoline accumulated in the device and it exploded when he threw in the match.  This clearly demonstrates the corrupt nature of the US Armed Forces and the inevitable result of failing to follow the Holy Word.  Had he died in Sacred Martyrdom in service of Allah, I would rejoice and wave my arms in praise.  Since this was not to be, Allah, mercifully, removed him from my sight before I could get too attached.

Listen to my words and learn the freedom of total subjugation.  Allah Akbar!!!  la la la la la la la